I have seen some shit...
Does the idea of slaying dragons in a high-fantasy setting leave a bad taste in your mouth? Do heroic deeds in a far away land
populated by giants, elves, and cat-people offend your sensibilities? Well fret not, social conservative! For your possibly literal prayers have been answered!
A petition on whitehouse.gov has called for the Immediate Ban of “The Deadly Videogame Known As SkyRim” [1]. The satire is palpable with such bullet points as “SkyRim produced by Blizzard entertainment”, and the suggestion to create a national database of videogame avatars and screen names so that “teenagers can be better monitored”. It’s definitely worth a read; if not for the reasons above, but for the petition signers names.
Honorable mentions go to Mehrunes D, Oblivion; Batman, The Batcave; and The Mages College In, Whiterun.